21 Reasons Why You Should Never Own German Shepherds

If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT German Shepherds. We think German Shepherds are atrocious animals.

This creature is a nightmare, they are terrifying, and we want to save you from making a horrific mistake.

To support this argument, here are 16 reasons why you should never own such creatures.

#1 They’re just horrible, right?

#2 They’re terrible liars too!

#3 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!

#4 And they can’t even dance well.

#5 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#6 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a German Shepherd.

#7 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#8 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#9 Because, clearly, children and German Shepherds don’t mix.

#10 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#11 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#12 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.

#13 And they don’t understand anything.

#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#15 Don’t get a German Shepherd if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

#16 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#17 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#18 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

#19 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#20 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#21 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.