Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Dachshunds are atrocious animals.
We have decided to forward proofs to support this argument and deter you from making your life a living hell. Here are 14 reasons why you should never adopt such monsters.
#1 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#2 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#3 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
#4 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#5 Because, clearly, children and Dachshunds don’t mix.
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
#7 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#8 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#9 Also they’re messy. Really messy.
#10 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Dachshund.
#11 Don’t get a Dachshund if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#15 They’re bed hogs.
#16 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#17 And they can’t even dance well.
#18 And they don’t understand anything.
#19 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
#20 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
