If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT Border Collies.
This creature is a nightmare, they are terrifying, and we want to save you from making a horrific mistake.
To suppoert this argument, here are 14 reasons why you should never own such scary creatures.
#1 Firstly, Border Collies are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world. It wasn't me...
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children. Mind pushing me please?
#4 Because, clearly, children and Border Collies don’t mix. So.. what are we looking for?
#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#6 They’re just horrible, right? Where's my ball?
#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores… Helping my moma
#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count! This is how it works actually!
#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic? This is life
#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
#11 And they can’t even dance well. Hugs!
#12 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#13 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on. Wanna play, neighbor?
#14 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary. Car rides, here we go!
#15 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#16 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you. Time for our walkies?
#17 They’re bed hogs.
#18 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Border Collie. Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the flowers
#19 Don’t get a Border Collie if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
