18 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Pomeranians

We are warning you, do NOT let their sweet face manipulate you into adopting them.

Here are 18 reasons why you should never own Pomeranians. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

#1 This adorable little thing you see here is a Pomeranian, and it is the worst thing that will ever happen to you.

#2 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#3 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#4 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#5 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#6 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#7 When they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#8 Because, clearly, children and Pomeranians don’t mix.

#9 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#10 They’re just horrible, right?

#11 And they won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.

#12 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#13 They’re bed hogs.

#14 When it’s windy, they look ridiculous.

#15 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

#16 And they can’t even dance well.

#17 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Pomeranian.

#18 Don’t get a Pomeranian if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.