17 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Labradors

We are warning you, do NOT let their sweet face manipulate you into adopting them.

Here are 17 reasons why you should never own Labradors. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

#1 They’re messy. Really messy.

#2 But do they care? Not at all.

#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Labradors don’t mix.

#5 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#6 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#7 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#8 They’re just horrible, right?

#9 They’re terrible liars too!

#10 And they can’t even dance well.

#11 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#12 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#13 And they won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.

#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#15 They’re bed hogs.

#16 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Labrador.

#17 Don’t get a Labrador if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.