Introducing another threatening species: English Bulldogs. We think English Bulldogs may very well be on top of the worst dog breed of all time.
We are warning you, do NOT let their adorable wrinkled face and gentle disposition manipulate you into adopting them.
Here are 15 reasons why you should never own English Bulldogs. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.
#1 They won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.
#2 They know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#3 English bulldog puppies are just terrifying…
#4 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public. I wonder what snow tastes like...
#5 These dogs will never make you laugh… So tireeedd..
#6 English bulldogs hate playing!!!
#7 You never know when these dogs take a break… Best pillow ever!
#8 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do! Baby dog.
#9 They’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on. Excuse me but it's time for my walkie
#10 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary. Where to?
#11 English bulldogs just never listen to you… What do you mean we're out of treats?
#12 They don’t like to play with children…
#13 Just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping. I know you want to.. common belly tickles!
#14 They’re bed hogs. Dreaming of treats..
#15 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
