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15 Reasons Why You Should Never, EVER Own Poodles

Published: · Modified: by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

Introducing another threatening species: Poodles. We think Labradors may very well be on top of the worst dog breed of all time.

We are warning you, do NOT let these smart, beautiful, versatile monsters manipulate you into owning one of their kind!

Here are 15 reasons why you should NEVER EVER own Poodles. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

#1 From the moment Poodles are born they are just terrifying…
red Poodle puppy sitting on top of a pillow
#2 Poodles are very bad around children…
cream Poodle puppy lying on top of the couch behind the kid in laptop
#3 They don’t like playing!
Poodle at the park looking sideways
#4 Poodles will never listen to your troubles…
cream Poodle with its begging face
#5 You need to waste money on a broom/duster with this kind of help around!
white Poodle with spider web in its face
#6 Poodles don’t like money!
white Poodle on the couch with money
#7 Poodles don’t like cats…
Poodle with a cat inside the bucket
#8 Don’t Forget To Lock Your Computer!
Poodle in the office on a computer
#9 Poodles will never make you laugh…
black Poodle with funky hair on top of its head
#10 They don’t like to have a bath…
happy black Poodle in the bathtub behind a kid
#11 Who can resist this face?
brown Poodle with shaggy hair on top of its head
#12 Poodles can scare you…
person touching the face of a begging Poodle
#13 Poodles couldn’t care less about you and when you get home…
black Poodle sitting on its back on top of the chair in front of the window
#14 And things only get worse when poodles are older…
white Poodle resting on top of its bed by the window
#15 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

white Poodle on top of a table while looking up under the sun

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