15 Reasons Why You Should Never, EVER Own Dachshunds

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Dachshunds are atrocious animals.

We have decided to forward proof to support this argument. Here are 15 reasons why you should never, EVER adopt or own such monsters.

#1 Dachshunds really aren’t that cute as puppies.

#2 If you have small children, the answer is likely no.

#3 They won’t whine. They’ll just go and get what they want.

#4 Don’t look in their eyes! Their eyes are their weapon!

#5 Forget about your food. They take care of it.

#6 Dachshunds never support you.

#7 They never protect you.

#8 They don’t like to swim!

#9 The trouble with Dachshunds is that THEY don’t listen.

#10 They’re NOT stylish.

#11 Their smiles are the scariest thing you could ever see.

#12 Dachshunds can NOT bring a smile on your face no matter how badly your day is going!

#13 Dachshunds absolutely HATE going on car rides.

#14 Sausage dogs never calm down, not even for a minute.

#15 In conclusion, dachshunds are yappy, annoying dogs who are always hyper.