14 Things Only Dachshund Parents Understand

Dachshunds. Doxies. Wiener dogs. Sausages. Yeah, that's all about one cute and over-energetic doggie. But there is a lot of things that only Dachshund owners can understand, and we've broken it down to 14 things for you.

Tells us in the comments how many of these you can relate to!

#1 Those little legs are surprisingly fast.

#2 Sitting is interpretative.

#3 Command a dachshund? HA.

#4 You have to constantly check blankets. Sweaters. Under cushions.

#5 They have one thought: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

#6 They may go bald. So you have a legit excuse to stick them into funny suits.

 

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#7 If there’s a spare human body part anywhere… They will sit on it.

#8 They have lots of personality all wrapped up in a small package.

#9 They have a whole song devoted to them. And sometimes, you croon it to them as a lullaby.

#10 Say goodbye to your neatly kept lawn. Or houseplant. Or cushions. It’s all earth to them.

#11 Toys. More toys. Much more toys.

#12 For a bunch of stubby legged sausages… They can JUMP.

#13 ‘Oh, are you tired? Well, I’m not. Let’s have a fun!’

#14 Once you go Dach, you don’t go back.