14 Reasons Dobermans Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

Introducing another threatening species: Dobermans. We think Dobermans may very well be on top of the worst dog breed of all time.

We are warning you, do NOT let their sweet face manipulate you into adopting them.

Here are 14 reasons Dobermans are the worst indoor dog breed of all time. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

#1 They’re only using you.

#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

#3 Can’t I be any more clear?

#4 They pretend to be cute…

#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

#7 I told you!

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

#9 Because they’re watching you.

#10 Your every move.

#11 They’re fierce.

#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.

#13 Wow, embarrassing much?

#14 How evil.