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12 Signs You are a Crazy Golden Retriever Person

Published: · Modified: by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Are you wondering if your obsession with Boxers is healthy, or you may be, in fact, going to a crazy level?

Here are 12 signs that you are a crazy Golden Retriever Person. If you find yourself relating to more than a few of these points, then you are straight up with no denying that you are indeed a crazy Golden Retriever Person! We might as well diagnose you with OGRD (Obsessive Golden Retriever Disorder) and are proud of it!

If you are a Golden Retriever owner, then you are one lucky hooman!

#1 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a golden retriever you MUST say hello to him.
A Golden Retriever sitting under the tree while wearing a free hugs sign around its neck with its tongue sticking out
#2 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
A man sitting on the chair while holding two white Golden Retriever
#3 Things that are normally for human children are now for your golden retrievers…
A Golden Retriever puppy sitting inside a shopping cart inside the mall
#4 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your golden retrievers.
three Golden Retrievers swimming in the ocean while the one in front if hold a toy with its mouth
#5 You are a hit with every golden retriever you meet.
A Golden Retriever standing up leaning and holding the arms of the persons touching his face
#6 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your golden retriever is too painful.
A Golden Retriever sitting inside the backseat inside the car with its sad face outside the window
#7 You spend tons of money on golden retriever toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
A Golden Retriever puppy lying on the carpet while biting its blanket
#8 …because your golden retriever is your child.
A Golden Retriever puppy in the arms of a woman while hugging its stuffed toy
#9 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future golden retrievers.
three Golden Retriever puppies sitting on the chair outdoors
#10 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your golden retriever.
A woman pressing her forehead towards the forehead of a Golden Retriever sitting by the window in front of her and while hugging each other
#11 Golden retrievers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy golden retriever person.
A woman preparing food in the kitchen while her 10 Golden Retriever are standing and waiting behind her
#12 This is your ideal family dinner.

A Golden Retriever staring at the bowl on the table

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