12 Signs You Are a Crazy Dachshund Person

Are you wondering if your obsession with Dachshunds is healthy, or you may be, in fact, going to a crazy level?

Here are 12 signs that you are a crazy Dachshund Person. If you find yourself relating to more than a few of these points, then you are straight up with no denying that you are indeed a crazy Dachshund Person! We might as well diagnose you with ODD (Obsessive Dachshund Disorder) and are proud of it!

#1 …because your dachshund is your child

#2 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your dachshund is too painful

#3 You spend tons of money on dachshund toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused

#4 This is your ideal family dinner

#5 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a dachshund you MUST say hello to him

#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your dachshund

#7 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future

#8 Dachshunds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy dachshund person

#9 You are a hit with every dachshund you meet

#10 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your dachshunds

#11 Things that are normally for human children are now for your dachshunds…

#12 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future dachshunds