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12 Reasons Why A Dachshund Shouldn't Be Trusted

Published: · Modified: by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

Let's not beat around the bush. Dachshunds are not for everyone, and every breed owner knows that they can't be trusted even if their life depends on it!

There are so many reasons, but we've broken it down into 12 reasons why a Dacshudnd should be trusted in this article.

#1 He knows all he has to do is howl endlessly to get what he wants.
A Dachshund wearing a hat and scarf while sitting on the couch
#2 Police: “She ate an entire family of four over the course of two days.” Me: “I’m sure they deserved it. Who’s a good little girl???”
A Dachshund wearing a green collar while lying on the couch
#3 So serious, but you know fun is right there too!
two adorable Schnauzer sitting on the floor
#4 “Dachshunds Train You”
A Dachshund sitting on the carpet with its adorable face
#5 Best receptionist ever!
A Dachshund wearing a pink shirt while standing on top of the office chair
#6 It’s the “I’m going to get anything I want” look.
A Dachshund leaning towards the lap of a person while lying on the floor
#7 That’s a packed schedule, they need lots of rest!!
two Dachshund snuggled in a blanket on the couch
#8 This drives me insane!
A Dachshund wearing a blue sweater while standing on the floor while looking back
#9 They’re completely adorable lawbreakers…
A Dachshund lying on its torn bed
#10 Your bed is no longer just your bed.
three Dachshunds on the bed while staring
#11 That look!
A Dachshund sitting on its bed while staring with its adorable eyes
#12 NO other dog can make you feel this guilty just by turning its head.

A Dachshund lying on the bed while tilting its head

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