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10+ Signs You Are A Crazy Golden Retriever Person

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Are you wondering if your obsession with Golden Retriever is healthy, or you may be, in fact, going to a crazy level?

Here are 10+ signs that you are a crazy Golden Retriever Person. If you find yourself relating to more than a few of these points, then you are straight up with no denying that you are indeed a crazy Golden Retriever Person! We might as well diagnose you with OGRD (Obsessive Golden Retriever Disorder) and are proud of it!

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#1 This is your ideal family dinner.

A pack of Golden Retriever sitting on top of the table at the beach
Golden retrievers pose on a picnic table while attending Camp Winnaribbun, a dog camp, at Lake Tahoe, California.

#2 You spend tons of money on…

A Golden Retriever puppy sitting on the green grass while looking up at its toy being hanged in the yard
... Golden Retriever toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

#3 Nobody is as great as your Golden Retriever.
A Golden Retriever lying on the carpet under the table
#4 Leaving your Golden Retriever is too painful.
An adult and adult sitting in the backseat inside the car
#5 I jumped on the table and ate Mommys dessert.
A Golden Retriever sitting on the floor behind a tray of dessert with a note - I jumped on the table and ate mommy's dessert. She's mad.
#6 A lot of Goldens in here…
four Golden Retrievers standing by door behind the carpet that reads- Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs in here
#7 ‘Puppy Latte, shaken not stirred. Make it a double please’
A Golden Retriever puppy sitting in the passenger seat while licking a starbucks drink
#8 Things that are normally for kids…
A Golden Retriever in the tennis court with its head under the net trying to reach the tennis ball in front of him
#9 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
A Golden Retriever puppy lying upside down while being carried by a woman
#10 …because your Golden Retriever is your child.
An adult and puppy Golden Retriever lying on the bed
#11 Golden Retrievers flock to you as…

A woman holding a book while talking to the Golden Retriever puppies sitting on the floor and looking at her photo with caption - Therapy dogs in training being read to
... if they innately understand that you are a crazy Golden Retriever person.

#12 No matter where you are,…

A white Golden Retriever running in snow
... if you see a Golden Retriever you MUST say hello to him.

#13 You are a hit with every Golden Retriever you meet.
A happy Golden Retriever standing up leaning on the fence on top of the mountain with the view of the ocean behind him
#14 You get REALLY excited when…

A Golden Retriever puppy lying in the sand at the beach
... the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Golden Retrievers.

#15 Paws are clean mom..
A brown Golden Retriever standing up leaning on the bed with its adorable face
#16 I want to go out and play!
A Golden Retriever puppy standing by the window sill
#17 Tongues Out Tuesday

 

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#18 Some drink..
A Golden Retriever puppy biting the straw of the mcdo cup inside the car

#19 Some people have names…

three Golden Retriever puppies standing inside the box
... picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Golden Retrievers.
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